Don't leave home without your Shark Repellant Bat Spray shirt, cause the crazies are out this week.  

If I had to pick the exact moment that my hatred for sharks began it would be right at 0:03 when that rubber boned, dentist needing, dorsal backed poor excuse of an apex predator decided to take a bite out of the man, who's been taking a bite out of crime as a hobby.






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