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From "fake"umentary's, to the modern day existence of a Megladon, to Michael Phelps racing a Great White Shark in the ocean. All lies. All of them. 

And when I'm not watching LIES, I'm watching my fellow brethren being ripped apart in ultra slow motion by breaching White Sharks. Ummm... no thank you. This week of snuff films is coming to an end. URT is taking it back. Every year this abomination of a time slot continues to broadcast, we will rise up, resist and protest. Their cheap marketing ploys will fall on deaf ears, their sharknado and the Meg movie's will be stripped down to the D-List desperately comedic trash that they are. No longer will we stay quiet. 

Welcome to URT week, come on in, we've been expecting you. 



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