With 2026 barreling down on us we decided to celebrate with our inaugural Fish Sticks wall calendar.
This calendar is not art; its vigilante justice. This is a noble crusade, a sacred mission to expose fish stupidity and drag it into the light. The ocean might not have the power to judge, but I do.
You may think hating fish is extreme...and you'd be right. But complacency breeks stupidity and stupidity breeds Garibaldi. So hate we must until our ocean's our safe again.
