The loathsome stingray has been a plague to my shores, my childhood, and my ankles for years. This Summer stealer gives the ocean a bad name.
To avoid these soulless pancakes, simply do the Stingray Shuffle dance. Slide your feet vigorously on the ocean floor to create a scary sand cloud that forces the stingray to retreat in fear.
To help you remember we created the Stingray Shuffle shirt to remind you of how to dance with the devil. And if that fails we put a print on the inside that teaches you what to do if stung. Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
