The club has a long history, from the first cave man that wielded a stegosaurus femur to the red metal club that locked your steering wheel in the 90's. The versatility of the club is what has made it survive the test of time. The URT Club has continued in this tradition. Unlock the URT Club's limitless potential. Hack away at life's problems. Can't open a jar in front of your girlfriend? URT ClubEmployee morale down at work? URT ClubNot sure you can trust the pizza delivery boy? URT ClubNot over your Frat boy days? URT ClubNeed to "swing away" to save humanity from aliens? URT CLub The URT Club is as useful as you need it to be. We wont tell you how to use it, if you don't tell us how you use it.